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A blonde was late for work so she hopped in her car, popped it in reverse and quickly rolled out of the driveway. She wasn't looking and she hit another car. And the man in the car jumped out all furious yelling at the blonde. "OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE HOW STUPID YOU ARE! I'M GONNA MAKE...

A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by...

Be sure to add your own. Q) What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? A) By the time you're finished with the breast and thigh's, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. Q) Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A) Because everyone from there that can...

Blonde jokes A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's A 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, 'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!' The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize...

From ff the top of my head I can thnk of a few... Why did the blonde die in the helicopter crash? >>Because She got cold an turned the fan off.. Why did the blonde die at he pool? >>A kid put a scratch n'sniff sticker at he bottom.. I'm so lame...