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BASTARDS & BITCHES “A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his...

So long story short, my girl is switching birth control and during the 2 months we need to be extra careful. Normally we don't use condoms but since there is a risk I've started to use them. The problem is THEY SUCK. When I'm drunk and picking up some chick in a bar or someone who I'm just...