50 Great Names for Female Masturbation
★ Tripping the switch
★ Saucing the taco
★ Gilding the lily
★ Battery testingfemale masturbation
★ Taming the shrew
★ Beating around the bush
★ Clubbing the clam
★ Finger painting
★ Muffin buffin’
★ Polishing the pearl
★ Visiting the finger vault
★ Getting lost in the deep end
★ Singing in the shower
★ Opening the ham wallet
★ Double clicking the mouse
★ Finding Nemo
★ Paddling the pink canoe
★ Diddling the skittle
★ Parting the Red Sea
★ Teasing out a vertical smile
★ Having a night in with the girls
★ Airing the orchid
★ Auditioning the finger puppetsfemale fapping
★ Fingerbating
★ Hitchhiking south
★ Jilling off
★ Pearl fishing
★ Rolling the dough
★ Taking a self-guided tuna boat tour
★ Tiptoeing through the two lips
★ Unbuttoning the fur coat
★ Buttering the whisker biscuit
★ Impeaching Bush
★ Roughing up the suspect
★ Menage a mois
★ Making soup
★ Juicing
★ Circling the wagon
★ Tracing eights
★ Making a fish finger sandwich
★ Streaming the Goo Goo Dolls
★ Diddling the kids
★ Soaking the sponge
★ Undressing the woundfemale fapping
★ Hitting the self destruct button
★ Plunging the clunge
★ Entering the mosque
★ Making a flesh smoothie
★ Watching ET (< i.e. Phoning home. Ayy lmao)
★ Womansplaining “Where’s Stacy?” “Oh, she’s in the shower, womansplaining to herself.”
★ Triggering “That picture of Ryan Gosling triggered me.”
★ Dancing in the dark
★ Embracing feminism
★ Raiding the fridge
★ Tripping the switch
★ Saucing the taco
★ Gilding the lily
★ Battery testingfemale masturbation
★ Taming the shrew
★ Beating around the bush
★ Clubbing the clam
★ Finger painting
★ Muffin buffin’
★ Polishing the pearl
★ Visiting the finger vault
★ Getting lost in the deep end
★ Singing in the shower
★ Opening the ham wallet
★ Double clicking the mouse
★ Finding Nemo
★ Paddling the pink canoe
★ Diddling the skittle
★ Parting the Red Sea
★ Teasing out a vertical smile
★ Having a night in with the girls
★ Airing the orchid
★ Auditioning the finger puppetsfemale fapping
★ Fingerbating
★ Hitchhiking south
★ Jilling off
★ Pearl fishing
★ Rolling the dough
★ Taking a self-guided tuna boat tour
★ Tiptoeing through the two lips
★ Unbuttoning the fur coat
★ Buttering the whisker biscuit
★ Impeaching Bush
★ Roughing up the suspect
★ Menage a mois
★ Making soup
★ Juicing
★ Circling the wagon
★ Tracing eights
★ Making a fish finger sandwich
★ Streaming the Goo Goo Dolls
★ Diddling the kids
★ Soaking the sponge
★ Undressing the woundfemale fapping
★ Hitting the self destruct button
★ Plunging the clunge
★ Entering the mosque
★ Making a flesh smoothie
★ Watching ET (< i.e. Phoning home. Ayy lmao)
★ Womansplaining “Where’s Stacy?” “Oh, she’s in the shower, womansplaining to herself.”
★ Triggering “That picture of Ryan Gosling triggered me.”
★ Dancing in the dark
★ Embracing feminism
★ Raiding the fridge