A blonde joke (i'm blonde lol)

millenium girl · Aug 4, 2018

A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that’s amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded. "I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping."

TheMuscleMan · Aug 5, 2018

Lol.
I heard a blonde joke along time ago that I thought was real funny that it stuck in my head.

Two blondes walk into a building.....you would think one of them would have seen it!!!!

Thanks
TMM

TSizemore · Aug 6, 2018

Lmao!!! Both these are real funny!! 😀

tutelagroup · Aug 8, 2018

1. Blonde: “What does IDK mean?”
Brunette: “I don’t know.”

Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”

2. Why do blondes tip-toe past medicine cabinets?
So they don’t wake up the sleeping pills.

3. How do you keep a blonde busy?
Write “flip” on both sides of a sheet of paper.

4. How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?
Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat.”