Baditude -- Music For The Massive

[jurgensplurgen]

I love these guys. The name pretty much says it all -- ridiculous music all about big muscles and working out.
Most of their sound is late 80s electro, sometimes they try to mix in classic rock are terrible white guy cheese rap, honestly they aren't the greatest musicians, but that's not the point. The point is they will get you huge and hard, and if they don't it must be cause your pinning pure estrogen.
Featured song titles: My Biceps. The Shockmaster. The Haunted Gym. Tear The Sleeves Off Your Shirt!
Also a lot of fun to throw in a workout mix with other people, or over the gym PA if you have such privileges, and watch all the faces go WTF?

http://baditudemusic.com/
(haunted gym is actually pretty decent, set to Monster Mash)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rASRRls1bnY

"BADITUDE is the only electronic industrial workout music to ever exist. We're talkin' brutal synthesized rhythms pounding furiously to the shouts of testosterone-fueled anger and motivation! Breaking glass, crushing impact, snapping into Slim Jims, exploding machinery, a sledgehammer smashing the Pope's skull - this is BADITUDE"

 

[GRIM]

they look constipated

 

[jurgensplurgen]

Of course they are constipated! They ain't got room for SHIT with all those muscles in the way.
It's also very stressful making all that free music, ripping the sleeves of shirts, and punching christians in the face, among other many and muscly activities.