Boys vs Girls
“A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which gender is better.
Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, "Here's something I have that you'll never have!"
The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying.
A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She lifts her dress, drops her knickers, and yells, "My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”