Chilling at the crib

[Dago]

Watching anger management with my daughter who's bout to be going off to college soon and I know these moments are easily taken for granted. Then I go to the fridge ask her if she wants a pop she's like NO I'm trying to get off that I'm like damn you act like I tried to give you some crack or something then she tells me that even tho fruit loops are different colors they all taste the same and that sucks about the time the 2 porn chicks in the movie are kissing in anger management she's like daddy you ever have girlfriends like that!!! I love this kid and I'm gonna miss her when she leaves for school <3

 

[Dago]

That might sound a little weird just the way I worded it but you have to understand how close I am to this kid. She told this joke earlier she thought was so funny and nobody laughed what was funny was the fact to her it was just hilarious. So lol she's eating her fruit loops dry because we were out of milk so I run down to the store and I start making sure all the doors are locked because she's gonna be home alone for 10 whole minutes while I'm gone and she wants a Hershey bar too so while I'm at the store I remember my favorite was Hershey bars and jiffy peanut butter. I mean reesy cups are good but pure chocolate with peanut butter was my favorite and I couldn't remember if we had peanut butter so I grab that too. I come back give her candy bar she's like daddy will you get the peanut butter and bring it to me I just pulled it out of my pocket and shes like how you know I wanted that I just smiled and told her I loved her and shut her bedroom door. Man I'm all emotional over this kid going off to college. I mean the fruit loop comment and the joke that wasn't funny at all she told but she's making straight A's got in on an academic scholarship so not much of a comedian but smart and growing up and about to go out into the real world.