Dirty Pick Up Lines
My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in!
You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on!
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
wish you were soap so I could rub you all over me.
I'm a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?
"Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later."
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass Babe,
Are you an elevator? Because i want to go down on you.
Roses or daises? So I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
"If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you."
I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt.
Are you a racehorse? Cause when I ride you'll always finish first.
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane wth this dick soon.
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear
Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long.
I have a tongue like an anteater; want to go to the zoo?
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in!
You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on!
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
wish you were soap so I could rub you all over me.
I'm a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?
"Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later."
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass Babe,
Are you an elevator? Because i want to go down on you.
Roses or daises? So I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
"If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you."
I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt.
Are you a racehorse? Cause when I ride you'll always finish first.
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane wth this dick soon.
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear
Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long.
I have a tongue like an anteater; want to go to the zoo?
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
