Increasing Breast Size
A woman stood fresh from her shower in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small. Instead of telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically provides a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror and rubbed it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," the husband replies.
She stopped rubbing and asked, "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he said, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"