Last crazy thing your wife said

[jolter604]

Last night my older daughter and her friend were over and they were in the kitchen. Also my 8 year old was in there getting her snacks.
Wife comes home from work and was in the kitchen getting a glass of water. I made chicken tacos a hour before.

She was in front of the fridge and stepped in something sticky.
And looked at me and said this is where you spilled that mango.
Which was on Wednesday when I was making smoothies.

The floor had been moped twice already.
I just looked at her and laughed and said sure babe that's the spot. My daughters friend told her she spilt salsa there and would get a rag and wipe it up.
Her response was oh.



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[jolter604]

This one was my favorite of the day.
She will suck as long as she can swallow my load instead of messing up her make up


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[Thor]

She better not start because when she can't swallow anymore she is going to mess up her makeup anyway when she pulls out and gets shot in the face

 

[The Tone]

Seems like wives always want to place the blame. Have the rubber gasket on my washing machine tear loose. My wife looks at me and says Could you tear up the washing machine with something ???lmfao So I take a look at it and pull the rest of the gasket out and it is totally rotten I said sweetheart it's just all rotted away.
Never apologised go figure. I excuse her because she's blonde.

 

[pooh6369]

Been married over 20yrs, It would be a War & Peace novel. For all the stupid stuff she said. But she's mine think I'll keep her!!!

 

[jolter604]

Mine just asked "when do u want me to put the chicken in the oven." I said like a hour she replied "I will put it in now I'm hungry."


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[01dragonslayer]

The other day my wife asked what I wanted for dinner....she said "No, thats wrong"......???????

 

[01dragonslayer]

Mine just asked "when do u want me to put the chicken in the oven." I said like a hour she replied "I will put it in now I'm hungry."


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Sometimes it doesn't matter what you say.....its like...'then why did you ask?'

 

[jolter604]

Sometimes it doesn't matter what you say.....its like...'then why did you ask?'

Came out the shower to this

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[01dragonslayer]

Came out the shower to thisView attachment 29987

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That looks deeeeeeelightful.

What time is dinner tomorrow....I'll bring dessert.

 

[The Tone]

Mine just asked "when do u want me to put the chicken in the oven." I said like a hour she replied "I will put it in now I'm hungry."


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Sounds familiar lol

 

[jolter604]

I have been on trt last two years
I forgot to pull out this morning

She said I'm so pregnant


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[GRIM]

I have been on trt last two years
I forgot to pull out this morning

She said I'm so pregnant


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i havent come off in like 3 years i think im fine 😛

 

[jolter604]

i havent come off in like 3 years i think im fine 😛

Gonna have leave it in see if she gets seeded lmao

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[GoPro]

She said "Babe, I dont feel sorry for you, I told you not to eat those freaking peppers."
Every summer we buy Carolina reapers, ghost peppers, and alot of other crosses of peppers from this guy that sells fresh ones at the farmers market.
And damn, some of them are so damn hot that I go through almost a half gallon of milk before it calms down enough. Those are the Reapers.
Ghost peppers ontheotherhand I get with just about anything and they dont kill me.

 

[jolter604]

She said "Babe, I dont feel sorry for you, I told you not to eat those freaking peppers."
Every summer we buy Caroline reapers, ghost peppers, and alot of other crosses of peppers from this guy that sells fresh ones at the farmers market.
And damn, some of them are so damn hot that I go through almost a half gallon of milk before it calms down enough. Those are the Reapers.
Ghost peppers ontheotherhand I get with just about anything and they dont kill me.

I'm the same way I always have to have this Hispanic brand of habanero peppers green sauce.
What ever Mexican food we bring home I dump it on.
Then she says

Great now your gonna have whale breath and stinky farts.
Great for the summer when it's hot and she wants to cuddle.


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Carolina Reaper. Hottest pepper on earth right now. Rated at 2.5 million skullville.
Then there are the ghost peppers I eat with almost everything. They are rated at like 1 or 1.5 million.

 

[jolter604]

Carolina Reaper. Hottest pepper on earth right now. Rated at 2.5 million skullville.
Then there are the ghost peppers I eat with almost everything. They are rated at like 1 or 1.5 million.

I have a chart
Never went passed the ghost

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