my std experience

[turbo]

So I used to sleep with this meth Whore. She was pretty cool. Something about her meth saliva used to cure my hemorrhoids. Anyways I was taking a Piss one day and it burned. Also hurt when I went to wring it out. Come to find out she gave me an std. Two pills and a shot later I was good to go.

 

[Shasta]

what was it?

 

[Heavy hitter]

Thanks for sharing.

 

[turbo]

Shasta I don't know how to spell it so I'll do this. Sif-a-lis

 

[Shasta]

damn, one of my team members in the corps got it. he was pretty uncomfortable.

 

[TSizemore]

LOL!!! I think somethings need to stay in the Anonymous Forum!! Hahaha

 

[tuckermax2075]

hell no TSize, gotta spread the love! FYI I heard that gas will kill the white spiders aka crabs too

 

[GRIM]

hell no TSize, gotta spread the love! FYI I heard that gas will kill the white spiders aka crabs too

tuckermax2075speaking from experience?

 

[tuckermax2075]

one of katellys war stories

 

[GRIM]

one of katellys war stories

tuckermax20751 of many i imagine....

 

[colochine]

My cat has chlamydia. True story.

 

[Wabbitt]

I don't think I would've told anybody that story. On a side note, I've had crabs twice in my life. Both times, I actually went down on the whore that gave them to me. Two different girls, two different occasions, once in Georgia, once in Arizona. WTF? How can a bitch not know she has crabs, and how can a fucking skank let someone go down on her knowing she has da crabs? When I said I liked seafood, that isn't what I meant!

 

[colochine]

I don't think I would've told anybody that story. On a side note, I've had crabs twice in my life. Both times, I actually went down on the whore that gave them to me. Two different girls, two different occasions, once in Georgia, once in Arizona. WTF? How can a bitch not know she has crabs, and how can a fucking skank let someone go down on her knowing she has da crabs? When I said I liked seafood, that isn't what I meant!

Wabbitt
If the bitch don't shave why would you go down?

Wabbit will now be know as The Bushmaster.

 

[Wabbitt]

I don't think I would've told anybody that story. On a side note, I've had crabs twice in my life. Both times, I actually went down on the whore that gave them to me. Two different girls, two different occasions, once in Georgia, once in Arizona. WTF? How can a bitch not know she has crabs, and how can a fucking skank let someone go down on her knowing she has da crabs? When I said I liked seafood, that isn't what I meant!

Wabbitt
If the bitch don't shave why would you go down?

Wabbit will now be know as The Bushmaster.

Well, that was many many moons ago. I was young, dumb, and full of ***. Oh, and girls just didn't shave back then. Yeah, some things have changed for the better. Live and learn

 

[Shasta]

I don't think I would've told anybody that story. On a side note, I've had crabs twice in my life. Both times, I actually went down on the whore that gave them to me. Two different girls, two different occasions, once in Georgia, once in Arizona. WTF? How can a bitch not know she has crabs, and how can a fucking skank let someone go down on her knowing she has da crabs? When I said I liked seafood, that isn't what I meant!

Wabbitt
SHe was probably like "sucker"

 

[crazerico]

Nice reply's guys
funny thought lol
I always wrap mine up.

 

[GRIM]

Ill take her wrapped as well

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[tuckermax2075]

;D

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[gator]

That's great is it suppose to burn when I pee.

 

[GRIM]

That's great is it suppose to burn when I pee.

gatoryes you but not me 😉