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You don't have to go on an extreme diet to lose fat and perform your best. These guidelines work for elite athletes and they'll work for you.​

1. This four-stage plan takes care of the big dietary issues first, then narrows things down according to the athlete’s needs and goals.
2. The first step is removing the obvious junk getting in your way.
3. “Pretend health foods” make fat loss harder in spite of their health claims.
4. Although controversial, the vast majority of people lose body fat when they remove wheat, milk and fruit juice from their diets and replace them with better choices.
5. Choose foundational supplements that improve your workout performance and help you recover faster. Everything else is based on filling individual gaps and needs.
6. Losing fat and fueling hardcore workouts doesn’t have to involve counting calories. Keep it simple and fine-tune as needed.

NFL athletes are awesome to work with. They’re used to being coached and perform at their best in that environment. They do what you tell them to do, they get results, and they say thank you.

These guys don’t want to be inundated with science and complex plans. They want something that works, they don’t want it to be a pain in the ass, and they want results.

Come to think of it, that’s what most people want.

There’s a time and a place for more extreme or complex diet plans, but the majority of lifters can shift their nutrition to focus on building muscle or losing fat without the process taking up half their lives.

Recently, while helping an NFL athlete who needed to lose fat, I realized that most of my advice for him would work for just about everyone. Here’s the plan I laid out for him.

These stages can be used by anyone who needs to clean up and re-focus his or her diet:

You don’t need anyone to tell you that candy, cookies, sodas, junk food, fast food and excess booze are wrecking your body or at least hampering your progress.

Actually, maybe you do.

That’s because there are a lot of hucksters and spineless pleasers out there telling you that this shit is okay “in moderation.”

They also like to say “there’s no such thing as a bad food” because apparently they define “food” as anything you can swallow that won’t kill you immediately.

Well, they’re wrong.

Every time an overweight person consumes what we’ll classify here as “obvious crap” they’re either taking a step backward or temporarily halting their progress. And since many of these foods have addictive properties, moderation goes into the trash faster than junk mail.

If your goal is to lose fat, keep it off for good, and boost performance, cheat foods have to be set aside. Yes, there are a lot of plans out there that encourage cheat foods, but those people-pleasing plans have about the same long-term success rate as Weight Watchers did for your fat aunt.

Maybe it’s time to grow up and stop feeling so entitled to a food reward every time you do your workout. Sure, a few skinny young dudes and heavy steroid users can get away with eating junk for a while, but try staying lean after the age of 30 or 40 when you eat like a spoiled chubby kid every weekend.

Like a good strength and conditioning coach, a diet coach must first fill the cracks in the foundation, then build up a strong structure. This is easy, because usually the athlete knows damn well what he’s eating that he shouldn’t be. And you do too.

Oddly, it’s human nature to keep making those obvious mistakes until someone tells you to cut it out. So here it is: cut it out.

With the obvious crap removed, it’s time to narrow things down. What is “less obvious crap?” These are foods often considered to be healthy that, well, really aren’t.

Sometimes these are “better bad” choices: things that are still hampering your progress but not as badly as the obvious-crap foods were before. These are also the types of foods that cause much debate in the field of nutrition.

I call many of them pretend health foods. They proclaim their health benefits right on the package: low fat, fat free, low carb, gluten free, high fiber, organic, whole grain, etc.

But low-carb foods can be calorically dense and filled with the worst type of dietary fats, and fat-free foods are often sugar bombs or brimming with processed flour. Sugar is gluten-free. Kid’s breakfast cereal is “high fiber.” And all of them will still make you fat.

You know this, but often when fat loss is the goal, the IQ drops before the body fat percentage does.

But let’s move beyond the not-so-common common sense stuff. Here’s what I have my NFL guys drop from their diets that may surprise you:

• Wheat
• Milk
• Fruit juice

The wheat issue is controversial, but not to those who just want results and simple rules. So, a simple guideline is to ditch wheat-containing foods or greatly reduce your intake.

The anti-wheat doctors and paleo advocates will bore you to death with studies showing that wheat polypeptides bind to the brain’s morphine receptor, the same receptor to which opiate drugs bind, meaning that you get cravings, overeat, and disrupt your natural appetite signaling mechanisms.

They go on to list dozens of other nasty-sounding effects, some of which seem to be spot-on and some of which may be a bit exaggerated.

But this much is true: the health benefits of this particular grain are largely nonexistent, you don’t need it, and it’s probably doing you more harm than good, for whatever reason.

Maybe it’s more related to FODMAPs, or maybe it’s just that most wheat-containing foods are also full of the same stuff that can lead to something called toxic hunger. Doesn’t matter. The simple rule is the same: Does it contain wheat? Then don’t put it in your mouth.

Besides, adopting a gluten-free diet even if you’re not a celiac tends to get rid of most of the stuff that made you get chubby in the first place, as long as you don’t fall for those pretend-healthy food scams.

If your body fat is stubborn, or you feel out of control around food and you haven’t eliminated wheat yet, give it a shot. Same for milk, same for fruit juice.

It can take anywhere from 5 to 28 days to drop the “addiction” to these foods. Food scientists and behavioral psychologists refer to this as the “don’t be a pussy” stage and suggest three servings of “suck it up, princess” until bad habits wane and unnatural cravings subside.

Out here in the real world, it works for 90% of people. Let the geeks fling their studies like monkeys fling poo. We’ll just focus on simplicity and results.

Replace your breads, cereals, and pastas with rice, potatoes, quinoa, oatmeal, buckwheat, and starchy vegetables.

Replace your milk with unsweetened almond, coconut, or cashew milk because you’re not a newborn cow. Replace your juice with water because you’re not 7 years old.

Replace the pretend health foods with foods you cook yourself. Don’t follow a Paleo diet, but eat your meats, veggies, eggs, and coconut oil.

Much like food choices, supplement prescriptions have three phases.

If your supplement choices resemble those of a teenager’s after hitting the supplement store at the mall, they probably suck.

If you’re spending mainly on things that contain the letters “NO” or your pre-workout is nothing but stimulants that make you feel tingly, you’re doing it wrong. If your favorite brand is a multi-level marketing operation, you can’t be helped.

Get rid of the things that really don’t work or that do very little and focus on the big-bang supplements that every hard lifter benefits from.

The foundation is workout nutrition. To guarantee the greatest gains from training, fuel, protect, and reload muscle immediately prior to, during, and after workouts.

The point here is to fill the nutritional gaps or take care of individual needs. You may only need one or two additional supplements, or none at all.


Here’s a simple way to have healthy meals ready to go.



First, go buy a big slow cooker (Crock Pot). Slow cookers come in small, medium, and big-ass. Go for big-ass because you’re going to make multiple meals in one pot. You’ll want one with a timer so it’ll stop cooking when you’re away and switch over to the warm setting.

1. Get a giant hunk of animal flesh: beef roast, a dozen chicken breasts, a turkey breast, a couple of pork tenderloins, etc. If it had to die for your dietary needs, it’s good to go. Salt, pepper, toss it in.
2. Vegetables. Get some. Chop them up. Throw them in. Frozen veggies work too.
3. Dice up some potatoes and add them to the pot.
4. Add liquid. I suggest stock, any kind: beef, chicken, or vegetable.
5. Herbage. Use whatever is handy. Dried stuff is fine. Or slather the meat with tomato paste.
6. Now, in the morning, turn your cooker on low for 7-8 hours. Now go do those things that you do: work, school, smashing heads to protect an oblong pigskin, whatever.
7. Come home and it’ll be ready. Store the leftovers for later.

1. Before you go to bed, toss a cup or two of steel cut oats in the slow cooker. For every cup of oats, add three cups of water.
2. If you want, add a couple of bananas, apples, or a bag of frozen berries or peaches.
3. Using the low setting, set the timer for around 7 hours. Go to bed.
4. Wake up, mix a scoop or two of whey with your hot and ready-to-eat oats. Save the leftovers because you just made breakfast for the next several days.