Too fat

[Wabbitt]

How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat?

When she starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

 

[ODINSBLOOD]

lol looks like a double trade in at the new girl dealership.. lol

 

[TSizemore]

hahahahaha!! That's right,...gotta do what my doctor told my wife...."Trade him in for a newer model"...I fired the doctor :/

 

[ViolentSlaughter]

That would be great if your girlfriend was thinner than me, but I think you're taking a downgrade..