Something thats always stuck in my head. I thought i would share it with my new family.
"Want to be a freak? You're in luck. I'm drunk and going to tell you but let's face it. You don't really want this do you? Want to be a FREAK?
Really?
Want the girls dropping thier jaw when you walk in...
A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs."
I said "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants...