Who farts in front of there girlfriend/wife?

[49ER]

Ok so ive been working up the courage to do this... ive been practicing on her kids fart on there face whenever possible but never infront of my girl. So right now was the perfect moment im laying on the coucch she sits next to my leg so I lift my right leg over her lap so she's sitting in between my legs and I let out this loud and long fart it was fucken hilarious ! It took a whole year ive never done this in front of any woman I dont know if I'll ever stop now lol

 

[Buck]

Do it everyday. You know it's meant to be when she does it in front of you.

 

[GRIM]

lol my wife farts more!

 

[Z82]

Took like three weeks before i farted in front of my wife. I like to blame it on the dog now!

 

[Paulrockr]

No shame here ill fart anywhere

 

[goodfella]

It just happens naturally now, or in the sleep 8)

 

[Z82]

Reminds me of this video. ...lol.....be careful 9er.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-xFaJUZRkQM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-xFaJUZRkQM

 

[killinit88]

FUCK that,i do it on the first date. I am who i am haha

 

[49ER]

Reminds me of this video. ...lol.....be careful 9er.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-xFaJUZRkQM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-xFaJUZRkQM

Z82Lmao! Your vid has no sound but I looked it up on you tube thats funny "barrier"

 

[jshredz]

Hahaha took me a couple of months with my wife but once you start it's like opening Pandoras box. . She makes me say excuse me every time I do it tho. Lol

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[Vino 1]

Dude my old lady will run me outta the room she farts more than me. Shit is still funny

 

[Thesuperwallaby]

Ill fart in front of my wife... And the rest of the world.... But as mentioned above my wife's farts smells like an old folks home with no plumbing....... Especially when she was knocked up holy lord in heaven....

 

[Akhusker]

Fart all the time in front of my wife, I would explode if I ever tried to hold em all in. She used to hate it but now that we have a kid who harts just as much as I do, she doesn't even care, in fact since she has had the kid she has been super gassy too so we are like a farting family! Hahaha

 

[Akhusker]

Fart all the time in front of my wife, I would explode if I ever tried to hold em all in. She used to hate it but now that we have a kid who harts just as much as I do, she doesn't even care, in fact since she has had the kid she has been super gassy too so we are like a farting family! Hahaha

 

[TSizemore]

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do!!! I was gonna post that :"breaking the barrier" video, but somebody beat me to it....🙁

 

[JM750]

I do it all the time and love it.
I was with my G/F a month ago. She was driving. I let one rip, and it was like pure rotten eggs.
She stopped the car (as we were driving thru some neighborhood) and got out screaming "you mother fucker" LOL

 

[lith56bigguy]

Shes going to hate me for this but Mrs. Lith is the queen of farts lmao

 

[bionic redneck]

i do it in front of my wife all the time..... i tell her its just for her and for her to never say i dont do anything for her lol.... it doesnt go well after that lol.....

 

[Hanzo]

....... girls fart?

 

[JM750]

....... girls fart?

Hanzo
Not really. They PUFFLE