Jokes and funny stuff....

[01dragonslayer]

• "If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?" "A goblet."

 

[01dragonslayer]

• "What do you call a running turkey?" "Fast food."

 

[01dragonslayer]

• "What's blue and covered in feathers?" "A turkey holding its breath."

 

[01dragonslayer]

• "What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?" "All about that baste."

 

[01dragonslayer]

• "Why did the turkey cross the road?" "He wanted people to think he was a chicken."

 

[01dragonslayer]

• "Why was the turkey put in jail?" "The police suspected fowl play."

 

[01dragonslayer]

• "How come the turkey didn't eat dinner?" "He was already stuffed."

 

[01dragonslayer]

• What did the turkey say to the computer?" "Google, google."

 

[01dragonslayer]

• "What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?" "A poultry-geist."

 

[01dragonslayer]

• "What kind of weather does a turkey like?" "Fowl weather."

 

[01dragonslayer]

• "What did the leftover turkey say?" "Make me a sandwich!"

 

[01dragonslayer]

• "What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?" "Squash casserole."

 

[01dragonslayer]

• "What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?" "The casse-role."

 

[01dragonslayer]

• "What's Frankenstein's favorite Thanksgiving dish?" "Monster mash potatoes and grave-y."

 

[01dragonslayer]

• "What's a turkey's favorite dessert?" "Peach gobbler!"

 

[01dragonslayer]

• "Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?" "It had 24 carrots."

 

[01dragonslayer]

• "What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?" "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"

 

[01dragonslayer]

• "Why did the cranberries turn red?" "Because they saw the turkey dressing."

 

[01dragonslayer]

• "You know you overdid it on Thanksgiving when you cut yourself shaving and you bleed gravy."

 

[01dragonslayer]

• "My grandma made mashed potatoes from a box. That's it. That's the joke."